How to get rid of a crazy ex girlfriend

Oh yes, you know who I am talking about...
Those insane ex girlfriends who were dumped weeks, months, or even well over a year ago who refuse to accept that things are O-V-E-R because, well...
"Its not over UNTIL I SAY ITS OVER!!!!" *locusts burst out of chest, clouds darken* - its the beginning of the apocalypse.

Ye-ap, THEY BE KA-RA-ZAY!

I feel like you would know whether or not you have a crazy ex, but if for some bizarre reason youre blissfully unaware, let me spell it out for you.

You know you have a crazy ex-girlfriend when...

1) You receive anonymous phone calls before bed and hear some exorcist-style, shaky breathing on the other line, but never any voices. On occasion, you may hear some low whispers... that would be the sound of desperation in the form of a love spell, or voodoo that they learned at the creepy corner store in your small town. Either way, now would be the time to hang up the phone and close your blinds because if shes not sitting in the tree outside your window watching you yet, she will be soon.

2) Your facebook, hotmail, myspace, etc. are constantly being hacked and you have to log on, fill out your "not-so-secret-anymore" information and change your password again and AGAIN. Yup, that would be her... she wants to know who youre talking to, why youre talking to them, and if she has any other girls she needs to worry about.

3) Every time you go to bed you smell her perfume on your pillow. At this point, youre either paranoid from all of the outside-your-window-tree-stalking that shes been doing, or shes been sneaking into your room, rolling around on your bed and hoping that her scent will lead you back to her.

Now would be the time to file a police report...
OR...
Follow this step-by-step guide on how to rid yourself of her insane antics:

1) Be polite, yet firm. If this girl is as crazy as you think she is, its likely that she will not listen to reason. However, you need to explain to her why you think that the relationship cant work. Assure her that you dont want to be with a person who you dont love and that she doesnt want to be with a person who cant love her "the way she deserves." Even if that is a bunch of BS, consider the fact that you once cared for this girl... and as much as you want to bash her in the face with a shovel and tell her to find someone else to stalk - you cant.

2) Some girls cant take the hint. Some girls cant take the let-me-spell-it-out-for-you-I-dont-care-about-you-and-I-never-will approach either... they just wont accept things. AVOID HER - avoid her at all costs. Clearly she lacks self control (and stability), so being around your sexy self will only draw her to you more. If you are at a party and she shows up (which she clearly planned BY THE WAY) - DO NOT talk to her. If she talks to you, give short, yet polite, one word answers and walk away and talk to other people. If she begins making a scene... and by scene I mean shes sobbing in the corner, screaming your name, or throwing things - that would be your cue to leave.

3) If she continues showing up at your house, or your work unannounced - now would be the time to stand your ground. Do not tell her that youre better off alone, yet continue making plans with her. Do not tell her that you need some distance between the two of you for a while and continue to talk to her on a daily, or weekly basis. Do not tell her that you want to see other people and continue to hook up with her. DID YOU HEAR THAT LAST ONE? DO NOT, BY ANY MEANS, CONTINUE TO HOOK UP WITH YOUR CRAZY EX. Believe it or not... she will continue to obsess over you and will fool herself into believing that the two of you may, POSSIBLY, get back together. SHE will cling to that slight chance like its her JOB. If you continue to hook up with this girl - YOU are bringing this problem upon yourself. BE STRONG and if you cant keep it in your pantaloons - buy some lotion, or get a hobby.

4) If she is friends with any of your friends... be aware of the fact that she is likely talking to them and asking them what youre up to in that ever-so-subtle way of hers. THIS WILL NOT DO AT ALL! Tell your friends not to divulge any personal, or secret things going on in your life to this girl. If she knows what, or who youre doing - there will be trouble... "I wanna wear your skin to my birthday party" kind of trouble.

5) If you begin seeing someone else... its likely that your crazy ex-girlfriend already knows about it via her mad stalking skills. Do not share information about your new girlfriend with your ex, such as where she works, lives, or your plans for the upcoming weekend. Depending on how crazy your ex is, you could be placing your new gal in danger. Its not her business who youre dating, or why youre dating them.
**Keep in mind that it is not a very good idea to divulge that you are dating someone new too soon after a breakup - it would be best to keep things on the down low for a little while if your relationship just ended.**

6) Be consistent with what you are saying and doing. Do not give your ex-girlfriend hugs, hold her hand, talk to her constantly, tell her you miss her, etc. UNLESS you are planning on getting back together with her. With that being said, weve already established that shes crazy, so... I guess its your funeral.

**** If you are planning on establishing a friendly relationship with this person, explain WHY you cannot talk to her for a while and why you need space - be upfront with her. If you disappear suddenly without telling her - she will think youre a jerk and will not want to be friends with you. Be courteous and tell her that youre going to be disappearing for a while and that you would like to be friends after youve had some time to deal with things.

**** Ahhh...haunt my dreams.
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Does your ex girlfriend want to get back together

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Does your ex girlfriend want to get back together, or what? Say your ex calls you out of the blue, long after you broke up. She is friendly, and wants your advice about buying a new car. Does that mean she wants to get back together?

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How to flirt with your ex

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Flirting with your ex boyfriend or husband is almost like flirting with any other guy. The techniques are the same. But one important thing is different: your state of mind.

Usually, if you find yourself thinking about whether or not you should flirt with your ex, not to mention how to flirt with your ex, it means you want to get him back. You probably are obsessed with him, and still getting over your break up -- and that means theres a danger you could go overboard when you flirt.

So for you, because youre flirting with an ex and not just any regular guy, the "Dont overdo it" guideline becomes especially important.

Lets review the basics techniques for flirting with a guy...

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How to get even with your ex girlfriend

So your relationship has ended badly and the only thought on your mind right now is about how you can get revenge on your ex girlfriend right? As a guy that’s a totally understandable reaction if you’ve just been dumped because your pride is hurt and there might even be the possibility that you’ve been cheated on too. Basically if you’re a guy and the only thing you can think of right now is how to get even with your ex girlfriend then chances are you’ve been badly hurt by her.

But is revenge the best way to go about doing things? Sure you might have information about her like pictures, texts or emails that you could share with friends and you’d probably create a small amount of scandal around her by doing this. The reality is though that whatever scandal you create today will be replaced by somebody else’s scandal or news tomorrow and after all the laughter has died down that’s when you start to feel bad for what you just did, said or showed people in relation to your ex. People will also get very bored, very quickly of having to listen to the same jokes or stories about your ex every time they meet you. Do yourself a favor and don’t do the “broken record” routine because eventually your friends will stop listening.

Wanting revenge is a very normal reaction to have when somebody hurts you but it’s also such a powerful feeling that it can emotionally hijack you and at that point you stop thinking like a normal, rational human being and you start using your animal instincts instead. This is the dangerous point when you could very easily do or say something you’ll regret for the rest of your life, either from a personal or legal point of view.

Revenge can take many forms too by the way – it can include aggressive phone calls, dating/sleeping with one of her friends, confronting your ex with her new boyfriend, sharing intimate details of your relationship through Twitter or Facebook or a whole host of other things. The digital age has presented us with the ability to share information with people at the speed of thought but it’s also good to remember that once you share something online it’s out there forever  – you can’t ever take it back.

So when you reach the point that you think revenge is your best or only option the best thing to do is absolutely nothing for 24-hours. Put your cell phone away, turn off your computer and go see a movie. Remove any way for you to contact your ex or spread information about her for at least one entire day. What you’ll normally find is even though you might have been furious on a Monday afternoon that by Tuesday evening a lot of that anger has faded.

This might sound like the ultimate cliché but forgiveness is the key to you getting on with your life. Believe me it sucks to forgive people who have hurt you but there’s a lot of healing in forgiveness and you’ll look like a much better person for doing it. In fact you’ll probably notice that other women really admire your mature approach to the situation. Mature and reasonable men who don’t go insane over their ex girlfriends can be very attractive to prospective new girlfriends.

So instead of spending hours or days figuring out how to get revenge on your ex girlfriend invest that time in improving yourself as a man and as a person in general – you’ll come out looking better at the end of it either way.
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How to flirt with a ex girlfriend

Flirting with an ex girlfriend can be a touchy subject and to be honest,  it can be a little awkward at times.  It’s good to know a few tips for flirting with your ex girlfriend so you don’t end up giving her the wrong impression.  You don’t want to make her feel like you are trying too hard to flirt,  because that can end up making her feel like the whole thing was rehearsed and not really genuine.

Of course,  flirting with your ex girlfriend IS a good way to get her thinking about you again in the romantic context,  so if you do have the desire to try to get her back,  you are going to have to do some flirting.

Here are 3 ways that you can flirt with your ex girlfriend to get her thinking about you again:

1)  Send her a flirt by text message.

This is when texting can come in handy.  When you want to send just a little flirtation and not have some long conversation,  flirting by text can do the trick.  What you want to keep in mind is that short is way better than long as far as text messages go and also… things don’t always read the way that you want them to.  So,  put some thought into it and read it back to yourself before you send it off just to see if it might read a little differently on the screen than it does in your mind.

2)  Tease her about having a new boyfriend if you know that she is single.

Flirting by teasing a woman is something that always seems to work as long as it doesn’t seem too corny or too mean.  If you tease her about having a new boyfriend when you know that she is single,  it can be kind of fun and make it seem like you are not really trying to win her back.  Of course,  it’s really just something to get started with.  You aren’t going to win her back just because you teased her a bit about having a non existent boyfriend.

3)  Tease her about a memory that you have with her.

Again,  the teasing thing can work really well with an ex girlfriend.  If you have something that you remember,  like a shared experience with your ex girlfriend and you know that she remembers it too,  you can use that to playfully tease her.  For example,  you might tease her about her being afraid of the Ferris wheel at a carnival that you went with her.  It does the job of teasing/flirting with her and it does the job of reminding her of when you and her were a couple.

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How to flirt with your ex girlfriend

When you are not quite sure about something, it can kind of make it hard to make any decision because you are so afraid of making a bad one that youll usually end up putting too much thought into it or end up doing nothing at all. One situation that you might not be too sure about, is whether or not it is a good thing to start flirting with an ex girlfriend if you want her back. You might be unsure of this because you are afraid that you could end up revealing a little too much about the fact that you still want her and that can make you worried that youll end up scaring her off. So, is flirting with your ex girlfriend a good way to win her back?

Yep.

As long as you do it the right way.

You DO have to be careful about flirting a little too much with her. You definitely dont want her to know right away that you are just trying to win her back. Its much more likely that she will come back to you IF it feels like the chemistry and the sparks are totally natural when you are flirting with her and not like you have an agenda.

Here is some advice on how to use flirting as a way to win back your ex girlfriend:

1. Never come on too strong with the flirting.

This is for the simple fact that you want things to progress naturally and it wont feel natural to her if it feels like you are coming on too strong. So, what is too strong? Its when you are doing like 90 percent of the flirting and she is only doing about 10 percent of it. Its when you are trying so hard, you can hear that voice in your head telling you to ease off a bit.

2. ALWAYS leave her wanting more.

This is where the real magic of flirting with your ex girlfriend comes into play. You want her to want MORE of the flirting. You want her to like it so much that she doesnt want it to come to an end. And the only way that you are going to make her feel like that is when you know when to wrap it up. See, most guys dont know when to pull back and that ends up being their down fall. The whole point is to make her want more so that you get the chance to spend time with her again and so that she leaves with you on her mind.

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